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Tila Tequila Doing A Porno. Who’s Next?

OMG, shocker of the year—Tila Tequila is doing a porno! The XXX-rated film is going to be released by a major distributor and she’s already bought herself a baby blue Lamborghini with the money she got upfront. The only surprising thing about this tidbit is that it didn’t happened sooner. [Radar Online]

And because we love putting our two cents in, we’re taking bets on five celebs who’ll probably, maybe get into the porn scene next.

  • Lindsay Lohan. Once Lindsay gets out of rehab, she’s going to portray porn-star Linda Lovelace in a biopic called “Inferno.” A venture into real pornography wouldn’t be the worse thing that’s happened to her career.
  • Spencer Pratt. Now that Heidi Montag is filing for a divorce, Spencer will have to find a new fame-hungry girlfriend and plenty of ridiculous scandals to keep himself in the papers. And as cringe-worthy as imagining skinbeard naked is, he does seem pretty determined to ruin our lives.
  • James Franco. Maybe it’s wishful thinking, but Franco likes to go the unexpected route and he does have his handsome hands in a lot of artistic pursuits like literature, fine art, theater and “General Hospital.” Why shouldn’t some tasteful nude action be in the works? Please?
  • Justin Bieber. The Bieb’s been taking self-marketing advice from Kim Kardashian, who encouraged him to start his own haircare line. So naturally, a porno is the next logical step! It will have to be another two years before such a thing is legal, but maybe by the time he’s finished his memoirs, he’ll need another news maker.
  • Levi Johnston. He’s already posed for Playgirl and since Bristol Palin announced that she’s going it alone again in the tabloids this week, Levi will have to find another route to stay in the fame game. And since we almost saw his hockey stick once, it’s only a matter of time before he goes all the way. Probably.
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