- Prince William and Kate Middleton are distant cousins and the link is a despotic tyrant who has been erased from history. [FemaleFirst]
- The identity of the mystery woman Daniel Radcliffe has been canoodling with has been revealed. [The Daily Mail]
- Rachel Uchitel can’t even speak Tiger Woods‘ name as required under the $10 million deal she got, so don’t expect any juicy details during her “Celebrity Rehab” therapy sessions. [TMZ]
- Elisabetta Canalis reveals details about her relationship with George Clooney in the latest edition of Italian Vanity Fair. [PopEater]
- Robert Pattinson didn’t cheat on Kristen Stewart while filming in Tennessee. [Hollywood Life]
- Lamar Odom is still telling the press he wants children with Khloe Kardashian, like, now. [People]


