Lindsay Lohan May Be Out Of Jail, But Her Porn Movie Spoof Plays On

If you haven’t had a chance to buy your own copy of “Hustler’s Untrue Hollywood Stories: Lindsay Goes to Jail,” here is a SFW video excerpt. Really, nothing begged for the porn movie spoof treatment more ardently than the dramatic tale of woe that sent Lindsay to the jail house. Here, she sasses her lawyer, cries to the judge, and gets bossed around by a sexy jailer. “They don’t call me firecrotch for nothing,” fake-Lindsay announces. We’ll have to take her word for it. [TMZ]