For The Week Of August 2-8, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

If you want the love and respect you deserve, then be the first one to give it to yourself. You are going to have to set the standards. Not only will this give that special someone clues as to who you really are; it’ll also let you redefine yourself for you. It’ll be fun as hell to be the princess of your own fairy tale, so set your sights high.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Who cares what anyone else wants? Call it selfishness or call it total self-possession, there is nothing wrong with being clear with what you need and what you want. If that person on the other line can’t get with the program, then take it as sign they don’t care as much as they should, then start to prepare your proper punishment and have fun executing!

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Just when you are so over something, it comes back to make you wonder if you are really are as “done” as you think. However, don’t try to second-guess yourself, because chances are you have done all you can. If there is going to be a miracle, it won’t be on your part. So just keep looking ahead and know that baggage is just too heavy a burden to bear.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Dream a little dream and then let it go. Yes, let the universe know what you want and then let it take care of things. The only thing you can do now is hope that you have enough karma to get your wish granted and that shortly you’ll be back to feeling like the hot and sexy love muffin everybody knows and wants to do.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Sometimes to get ahead you just have to suck it up, as it takes fighting the right battles to win the war. Getting caught in the injustice of each minute won’t get you anywhere. Too bad, this is the week you are going to have to suck it up for the greater good, but trust you’re doing the right thing. If you do, know that swallowing this wrong won’t be so ba

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

By the end of this week, expect to turn into one of those people you make fun of on the street, all giggles and smiles. Seems there is building momentum on something that’ll fuel your fires in such a way that you’ll feel as if you suddenly have the answer to all the world’s existence. To say the least, you’ll be hot, hot, hot!

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

This week marks the start to a fun cycle for you to get your rocks off with hot guys, because your visual senses will be in hot pursuit and have the perfect aim, as there will be eye-candy galore to take in. However, you will have time to soak in this sexy streak, so bide your time. You wouldn’t want to wear out at the beginning, would you?

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Forget trying to fight it and just let your baby take the reins. Yes, as scary as that sounds, it’s a feat you must try and you must be open to accepting the outcome. Chances are, surprise understandings will be learned and a whole new appreciation for that special someone could be just what you need this week to restore your faith in humanity.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Keep your eye on the prize because you’ll have more than a few distractions to steer you away from your priorities, making you feel like you have to find your balance once again. However messy it will get from moment to moment, don’t worry, as the ride will have a few bumps that will surprise you. Seems not everyone around you is as apathetic as you think.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

You can dream all you want to, but if the fantasies are actually a mound of excuses, it’s time to recalibrate your point of view and aim for a more substantial target. Not to say having the ability to get lost in a reverie isn’t a luxury to appreciate — it’s nice to have hope. But there is a time to draw the line on all good things. All parties eventually end.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Not to be the bearer of bad news, but you won’t have much control with the upcoming frustrations in your home or with family. There will be an influx of flakiness and broken promises headed your way. Just don’t take it personally, as it’s not meant to hurt. So is life with those you love the most.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Your graciousness will be in top form, giving you the ability to properly play puppet master with your boo. So be cool and a little bit cruel with how you rule, as this is the time to really get your ideas and bigger plans into motion with as little strife as possible. Suddenly, all that you want will sound like an ice cream sundae with a cherry on top.