Virgo (August 23 – September 22)
You’ll have had enough of playing the nice gal, as you’ll see that no matter how much you give or how much you sacrifice, you won’t be getting back your due — and it’s not like you haven’t made enough excuses either. Thankfully, this week a lightning bolt “a-ha!” moment is coming and will start putting you back on track to sanity.
Libra (September 23 – October 22)
It’s not always about what you should do. Sometimes it’s about what you’ve already done well and celebrating that, as those are the things that’ll move you onto the fast track. Working smart doesn’t have to mean working hard in that conventional sense. It’s time to understand hard work isn’t about trying to convince yourself you’re doing the right thing.
Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)
Big shifts will slowly start to appear, so pay attention to the symbols. This week, nothing is going to seem so linear, so when you get a strange feeling about something but don’t want to say it, for fear of ruining it, trust you are onto something. However, no matter how psychic you are feeling, know there are still a few twists and turns that even you won’t see coming.
Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)
Bigger voices will be trying to talk over you. While your first response is to blast them out of the water by being even louder, reconsider. It seems that someone will have something meaningful and important to say, but you have to be paying attention. While their delivery could be better, realize perfection can’t exist every minute.
Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)
Your latest spin at love has you reeling. Now, time to take a pause and set other priorities into play. This week, setting your sights on new career goals will be you best bet, as nothing like power will ignite your confidence and libido with such fervor. After all, boss lady is a role in which you thrive — in and out of the boardroom.
Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)
Who cares how dorky your tastes are? We all get off with our own kinks, but for those who try to knock yours, realize they are just big fat haters. Whatever, it’s not like you’re running for the popular vote anyhow, so enjoy stepping out and walking to your own beat. Thankfully, that first step is the hardest and from there, it’ll be cake.
Pisces (February 19 – March 20)
Your creativity will be flowing, making you feel as if your brain is glowing. So make the most of it by surprising your boo with something special that’ll make him coo. The sex will be so hot don’t be shocked if he proposes on the spot! But even if that exact thing doesn’t hold true, something just as majorly magical will happen to you.
Aries (March 21 – April 19)
Friends aren’t perfect. But that particular friend who’s been getting on your nerves will stretch your last one and it might be time to delete them forever. This will cause much rejoicing in your household. The drama it releases will make you feel light on your feet and as horny as a goat — making your baby the double winner this week, as he probably hated that bitch too.
Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
Just giving someone a look isn’t going to cut it. So, as a hot stranger comes onto your scene, don’t hesitate to turn into the welcome wagon and put your name into his suggestion box. Not to say you have to do all the hunting, but make him curious enough to want to come get more. If you lead him, he will come.
Gemini (May 21 – June 20)
Romance is in the air and all you have to do is breathe it in. That’s right: someone who instantly clicks with you, makes you laugh, makes you think, and can even make you sweat in all the right places. While this sounds too good to be true, the catch is that it might just be two ships passing in the night … but who knows? Planes, trains and automobiles can keep any magic alive.
Cancer (June 21 – July 22)
Sex is only half of the story. Even though it is like finding a needle in a haystack to find someone truly compatible with your vibe, if they can’t fulfill anything anymore, don’t try to keep hope alive. While he can read your body, he just doesn’t have the brains to read your mind and while this seems hard to swallow, trust there are better things out there to wrap yourself around.
Leo (July 23 – August 22)
Whatever you and your baby are at odds over is going to reach a tipping point, but the good news is that chances are it’ll be to your favor. Seems your diplomatic ways will somehow light a bulb in his mind and get him more on your page. Not to say all is going to be paradise instantly, but at least you’ll have something to work with.