Jennifer Aniston Adopts!
You’re not the only ones who can adopt, Brad and Angelina. It’s a free world. And Jennifer Aniston wants to grow her family. Since she couldn’t secure a man the old-fashioned way, she went to Ethiopia and adopted herself a husband in this Onion send-up. We’re sure 33-year-old Negasi will be a proud addition to her family … well, once he adjusts to his new life without his wife and kids. [BuzzFeed]