Twitter News Flash: Jessica Simpson Has A Wrinkle

This just in! At around 8 a.m. EST on July 19, 2010, Jessica Simpson reported finding her very first wrinkle. “It is official—I’m 30 and found a wrinkle. Damnit!!” she tweeted. Cue the swelling crescendo of violins. Welcome to your 30s, Jess. Although I would like to see this alleged wrinkle. That thing that happens when you knit your eyebrows together and pretend like you smelled something bad doesn’t count. And if it’s any consolation, I would like to remind her that by this time next year she will be at the peak of her womanly desirability. [Celebitchy]

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