Geil Magazine Begs You To Save The Males With Naked Guys

Once upon a time, it was all about saving the whales. Now, it’s about saving the males! At least that’s according to Geil magazine, the self-proclaimed international “new man’s style bible.” Their fall 2010 issue features three hot covers to choose from, all boasting a naked dude that really, really needs you to save him, although it’s not clear that dramatic challenge can be met by buying the poor fella some new clothes or buying the magazine. Here’s what the magazine has to say about the matter, care of Google Translate: “Like endangered species such as sea turtles or blue whales, real males on catwalks seem to have disappeared, replaced by skinny ‘womanized’ teenagers carrying handbags and wearing hot pants.” Whatever you say, man. [Les Mads]