Gift For Gab: The Best Comments For The Week Of July 9, 2010
We here at The Frisky live for celeb gossip, chocolate, and your comments. What can we say? You crack us up! Each week in this column, we shout out to our smart, sexy, and incisive readers, who aren’t afraid to talk smack on the internet. And you can get in on the action too. Tell us your favorite comments of the week below. ootie in 13 Assumptions We Make About Pretty Women
“Basically all of my friends are really pretty, at least in my opinion, and I’ve always liked going out in a group of pretty girls. But I think when a girl is really, undeniably gorgeous, I look harder to find fault with them–both looks and personality-wise. I might criticize her fake tan or jump to the conclusion she’s dumb or b*tchy because of one remark she makes. I think its just a way of convincing myself that even though guys might think she’s hotter than me, I’m still actually the better catch. Our looks are so important in our culture that I think its hard to accept that someone is definitely objectively prettier.”
“I feel the sudden need to go to my doc and ask, ‘Just how high is my belly button in relation to others? Should I focus on my running or track efforts?'”
“If there is one thing that I learned about Mel Gibson from this is that he really really really loves a good BJ. As for being a bigoted idiot, most learned that from the last message.”
“Holy psycho batman! He is out of his MIND! Is he not in a padded room because he is a celebrity? So get him a designer padded room, but do lock him up, dear god get him off the streets!”
“Yikes. Not only is this inappropriate, it is very unflattering. I have the problem of downplaying my curves, she has the opposite problem. Creating some curves & downplaying her muscles should be the objective here. IMHO, of course.”
“An accountant I once went too had a receptionist who was balding and had a beard – she scared me – but not more than he did as he kept trying to hit on me. Very strange experience. German fashion week kind of reminds me of that accountant experience crossed with some alien-human genetic experiment from the 2050’s after aliens have taken over our planet and we’re trying to fight back by creating a superior creature to form a militia- I’m sure there’s a movie in this somewhere.
“I like to think that insects as jewelry can serve as a warning to any pesky bugs. They make a statement. And that statement is: ruin my picnic and I will end you.”
“The only lie I ever told when I tried online dating was when I would tell guys that I am worse at video games than I actually. My previous BF hated that I played and wanted nothing to do with them. So I didn’t want to turn other guys off in the same way.
Funny thing was that guys were telling the same lie, trying to downplay how much time they actually spent on games!”
“Where does he keep it all? You know, where is it stored? I didn’t see any pictures of him closed mouth so I’m goina wager he’s got a big mouth for storage. I don’t want him.”
Thank you for all your comments!