Lindsay Lohan Prances, Hides Ankle Bracelet For German GQ

OMG! Has the world gone four seconds without some breaking Lindsay Lohan news? Say it ain’t so! Here, the Girl Who Can’t Stay Out of Trouble frolicks on the beach for GQ Germany under the watchful eye of photographer Ellen von Unwerth. The look is ’70s, the hair is peroxided, and the SCRAM ankle bracelet is artfully hidden. Honestly, she looks better here — and on the cover — than she has in a while, er, I think, but that is one dark-eyed-looking girl. Too bad she didn’t get the memo that selling yourself to the world as a sexy enfant terrible doesn’t really make you a happy person on the inside. (See: exhibit A.)