10 Things Lady Gaga’s New Perfume Might Smell Like

According to Elle.com, Lady Gaga has a new perfume coming out. But what will it smell like? They speculate: “Notes of latex? Hints of peroxide with an underlying whiff of sweat?” We have a few ideas of our own. 1. Wet disco balls and insane asylum weekend passes.

2. The absence of pants.

3. Alexander McQueen’s Kingdom.

4. Patchouli oil, Old Spice, and that old tube of Mac lipstick in the bottom of your purse.

5. Nonsense.

6. Elton John’s underpants.

7. Potato salad made with peroxide.

8. Monsters.

9. Cotton candy, vanilla, Catholicism.

10. That Alejandro guy.