The Latest In Mel Gibson Grossness
The more I hear about Mel Gibson, the more I wish I had the authority to exile him from the planet. Not that I liked him after the whole “Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world,” drunk driving arrest rant. But as the battle between Mel and Oksana Grigorieva heats up over custody of their 8-month-old daughter, Lucia, more and more totally heinous allegations about Mel are coming to light. The latest—that Mel threatened to kill Oksana. Supposedly, he is on tape saying not only, “I am going to come and burn the f**king house down,” but also, “I will bury you in the rose garden.” The Los Angeles Sheriff’s Department has also officially opened a domestic violence investigation of Mel. Earlier this week, Oksana said that on January 6th, Mel punched her with such force that it broke teeth and gave her a concussion. She later taped a 30-minute tirade of Mel’s, in which he said, “You look like a f**king pig in heat and if you get raped by a pack of n**gers it will be your fault.”
On the tape, Oksana allegedly asks, “What kind of a man is that who would hit a woman when she is holding a child in her hands, hitting her twice in the face?”
Gibson supposedly responds, “You f**king deserved it.”
Officials are currently reviewing the tape and other evidence. It will take about a month for them to determine whether to press charges. All this makes me feel sick for ever having liked “Lethal Weapon” or “Braveheart” to begin with.