Bearded Baldies At German Fashion Week
I didn’t know Germany had a Fashion Week, but apparently it does. And it’s about what you might expect from the people who gave us Nazis and poop porn (and some pleasant things too, like great beer, but I digress). This is what walked down the runway at Patrick Mohr’s show. I would comment on the clothes, but I’m too busy looking at the puffy pubic-facial hair and bald caps. It looks like a scene from an Aphex Twin video or something. More pics, after the jump!This model — who, I’m sorry, is dangerously thin — seemingly has her nipples (which you can’t see, obvs) and belly button spackled. Weird.