Grossest Missed Connection Ever: The Booger Picker

My friend stumbled upon this very unique Craigslist missed connection ad. I’m still refusing to believe that it’s real. It simply can’t be, but, alas, it’s been haunting me. You have to read the entire thing (maybe even a few times), but the gist is that a “tiny Asian girl” noticed a man ogling her on the subway. But what really got her all hot and bothered was the fact that he was … wait for it … PICKING HIS NOSE AND EATING IT! Noooooooo! But there’s more. She goes on to say, “I’m telling you all this because I want you to know that the girl whose body you were ogling today really does have this nose-picking fetish, and I want you to realize that I really did want to make a move on you once I saw you with your finger in your nose. I’m fantasizing about sitting on your lap, facing you, and taking off my top for you while I gently play with the inside of your nose with my fingers and tongue. I’ll eat your boogers in front of you, and you’ll experience first-hand how excited it makes me.” No words. No freaking words. [Craigslist]

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