Quotable: Dolly Parton Says Miley Cyrus Is Just “Horny And Young”

“If you think I’m going to sit here and pass judgment on Miley, you’re wrong. I think she’s beautiful. I love her. She’s trying to grow up, you know, I remember when I was horny and young. … She’s got the legs that go forever. It’ll take people a while to get over her being Hannah Montana. The girl’s talented. The girl’s beautiful and, you know, it’s shocking just like [she’s] your own daughter. Everybody looks at her like [she’s] your own kid… I’m not passing judgment. So, we can just leave that at that.”

— Dolly Parton, the voice of reason in the moral panic over Miley Cyrus’ sexuality, on “Access Hollywood.” [Bumpshack]