Yesterday Amelia, Kate, and I took a long overdue beach trip to get our tanning, swimming, and trashy mag reading on. While the day was pure bliss for the most part, there were a few fashion faux pas that interrupted our beachly Zen. Like this young lady waiting in line to use the litter box. It’s just not OK to wear ears to the beach. It’s never really OK to wear ears, well, maybe on Halloween, but I can’t even dream up a reason that justifies wearing kitty ears to the beach. If we could have given her a fashion ticket, we would have. Instead, we snapped a pic. After the jump, some more totally unacceptable beach violations we saw. You’ve been warned. If caught partaking in these fashion violations on the beach, we reserve the right to take you into custody.
5 Unforgivable Beach Fashion Violations
|Zoë Saldana In All Her Bare, Beautiful Glory – CELEBUZZ|
|Man Shoots 9 Year Old Cousin Dressed As Skunk – Huffington Post|
|6 Ways Sex Makes You More Attractive – YourTango|
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|7 Things 'Good Parents' Do (That Screw Up Kids For Life) – Cracked|
|Teacher Forced To Resign After Bikini Modeling Photo Surfaces – Huffington Post|