Jake And Vienna Race To Get Naked In “Playgirl” And “Playboy,” Respectively

Jake Pavelka and Vienna Girardi will stop at nothing to boost ratings for the upcoming “The Bachelor Breakup” special extend their 15 minutes of fame. These two are no longer flying high on the wings of love. In fact, they are looking to make an emergency landing into the pages of Playboy and Playgirl, respectively. We’ll get back to that momentarily; first let’s recap the downward spiral of their fake love affair.
The trouble began with allegations that Vienna was cheating with “Greek” star Gregory Michael. Within hours of the story breaking, the split was announced. Vienna cashed in on a $90K payday to share her sad story with Star. But wait, Jake claims he dumped her over the phone, so he could get in character for his part on “Drop Dead Diva”? Vienna insists that’s not the real reason for the split. She’s calling him both a “liar” and a “fame whore.”

OK, you still with me? There’s more. Both Jake and Vienna may be posing nude. Vienna has gone public with the news that she is going to be on the cover of Playboy later this year. “The Bachelor didn’t pay me a dime, and I ran through my savings living with Jake. I need the money. And I want to do something fun and happy for myself!” she said about her negotiations with the mag. Rumor is that she has not reached an agreement with Playboy, but hopes to earn $250,000 for getting in her birthday suit.

Meanwhile Playgirl is conspiring to get Jake to grace the pages. They are extending him an offer because he exemplifies a classic American guy. No word on whether or not he’s accepted.

Crash. Burn.

Alright. I’m exhausted and have to take a nap now. And I’m not getting up until the “The Bachelor Breakup” special is on. Let me know if anything else fun happens with these two while I’m sleeping.

[Huffington Post]