Maxi Mouse Pad Makes No Bloody Sense

A maxi mouse pad. Why? Described as a “great gift for you and it will spice up your computer,” this mouse pad is shaped like a “sanitary towel” and I suppose would best be accompanied by a bright red mouse. Not to get practical over something so ridiculous, but it seems to me this mouse pad lacks surface area. Like, there’s not enough space for your mouse to move around. Fail. [$10.99, Source Square via Outblush]