For Her 30th Birthday, Jessica Simpson Gives Herself The Gift Of Thin

Where has Jessica Simpson been hiding out for the past month? I know we’ve all been twiddling our thumbs dying to know. We last saw her at the Gracie Gala Awards in May looking confident about her bodacious bod. She reemerged this week noticeably thinner, wearing a NKTOB T-shirt, to announce her new denim line. Just in time for her 30th birthday! I think the takeaway here is that you’re never too old to go to fat camp, start a denim line, or listen to NKOTB. [Celebitchy]