Everyone wants to go out for lobster or pasta for a romantic first date, but, oh, dear, the mess your date will make if he’s not careful. And who wants to wear a bib? It’s just so not sexy. Thankfully, we are proud to introduce you to the Napkin Tie, a napkin with a tie on it. This way, your man will look polished while he polishes down that linguini swimming in marinara. It comes in black tie, red stripes, and blue polka dots, and at $4.50, they’re a steal. Well, maybe not a steal. They’re paper napkins after all. But your man will never look like a pig again. [This Isn't Happiness]
