Gift For Gab: The Best Comments For The Week Of June 11, 2010

We here at The Frisky live for celeb gossip, chocolate, and your comments. What can we say? You crack us up! Each week we’re going to shout out to our smart, sexy, and incisive readers, who aren’t afraid to talk smack on the internet. And you can get in on the action too. Tell us your favorite comments of the week below. Dieter in Mind Of Man: Why Men Fly Solo

“I would like to add the list another incredible use for masturbation: Getting *those* people to call you back. You know the ones I mean; people who will only return your calls when it’s the absolute most inconvenient time for you. People who will only call you back when you’re on the toilet, or in the shower, or mid-coitus. Works like a charm.”

Cloudspotting in Texting Rules: He Said What?

“Texting is definitely a barrier. Because it’s not face-to-face communication, you can’t read someone’s face or hear the tone of their voice. There is something very… robotic? about texting.”

Vivster in How To Hook Up During The World Cup

“If you’re trying to hook up during a game…I’d find one of those guys who ISN’T into soccer. I mean, come on, if you’re actually interested in the game, you probably don’t want the distraction of somebody hitting on/flirting with you the whole time!”

Ginger in The 10 Types Of Girl Friends Everyone Has

“I had to stop reading the list once I got to the end of the Seductress one. Just because a friend is slutty does not mean she’s going to go after your guy. In my experience, it’s always the friends who are trying to prove how sexual they are (in comparison to the friend who has been more promiscuous), or the girls people don’t fully expect it from, who end up going for the taken men.

Yes, I am slutty. But so is one of my best friends. As such, we have learned that sex with a specific guy isn’t worth ruining a friendship over.”

Cup Cake in Angelina Jolie To Play Cleopatra

“Ugh, this kind of disgusts me. I am sick of her face anyways, and its fairly well-known that Cleopatra was no great beauty, but that she had this incredible sex appeal and charisma that transcended her somewhat ordinary appearance.

Angelina is going to make as much sense in this role as she did playing Grendel’s or Alexander’s mother.”

Thank you for all your comments!