Hey Simcha, are you reading? We know you love nail art like Perez loves posting celebrity crotch shots. Check out these World Cup nails — they come in handy if you need to scratch another fan’s eyes out. [AuH2O Designs]
Is looking at Justin Bieber’s penis, swinging betwixt his legs and unknowingly being photographed by a paparazzo with a telephoto lens, WRONG? …
Don’t worry though! You can still purchase it for $49.99.
The singer also debuted the album artwork at a gallery in Los Angeles last night. Cool, cool, now, when the fuck do we get to hear it??
You might say they’re ROARING mad.