Quotable: January Jones Incident Was More A Hit And Walk Away Just For A Minute

“While being followed by paparazzi, Ms. Jones struck two parked cars. She did not flee the scene; she left her license with a witness and walked to her nearby home to call the police. She immediately returned to the scene to speak with the police.”

—A rep for January Jones says that her client didn’t actually run after hitting parked cars on Thursday night. It would sound like BS, except that the cops corroborate this story…

“No crime occurred here. If this was a hit-and-run, Ms. Jones would have been arrested. She was being followed by paparazzi and hit two parked cars. She wasn’t under the influence of anything. No one got hurt. That’s pretty much it. There is no investigation.”

—LAPD officer April Harding, who has been assigned to the case [People]