Got a case of the Mondays? Cheer up — another episode of “The Bachelorette” is on tonight and it’s going to be a doozy! According to the preview, tonight’s episode is the one that hints Kasey — that’s the guy who sort of sounds like he might be partially deaf, although so far it’s gone unnoticed by everyone but us — proves his love to Ali by, um, trying to kill himself? Or something? All I know is that there’s a very dramatic declaration and then one of the bachelors says something about him being crazy and then there’s a flash to someone’s wrists all bandaged up and then there’s AMBULANCES. If this turns out to be, like, Kasey slipped and fell while going to get his rose and cut his wrist on a thorn, I am going to be pissed. Not that I want anything to happen to Kasey, of course, I just don’t like “Bachelorette” previews being far more dramatic than the actual episode. So, yeah ABC, don’t disappoint! See you — and my handsome lover Roberto — at 8 p.m. EST!
Liveblogging “The Bachelorette” On June 14, 2010
If my loins were a Twitter locale, Roberto would be all the trending topics.