Cristiano Ronaldo’s Washboard Abs Make Me Want To Do Laundry
Yesterday I was explaining to my brother the highly scientific way in which I decide which World Cup team to root for — who has the hottest players, obvs — and he asked me if I had a crush on Cristiano Ronaldo, who plays for
Spain Portugal. I was like, “Nah, he’s not my style.” But it turns out my loins were telling a lie, because I just saw this new Armani ad featuring Ronaldo and HOLY CRAP is he hot. Check out one more, after the jump, and then pass the detergent.