Quickies: Jodie Foster Accused Of Battery & Natalee Holloway’s Body Could Finally Be Found

  • Step off, Jodie Foster! The actress has been accused of battery by a 17-year-old boy who may have been a paparazzo. Be careful whom you talk to in parking lots. [PopEater]
  • The new season of Oxygen’s “Dance Your Ass Off” kicks off this Monday. Watch to see the new contestants who will try to dance their way to thinner physiques. [Oxygen]
  • Channel your inner hippie: Tie-dye looks are perfect for summertime, so bust out your groovy gear and wear your colors with peace and pride. [Lemondrop]

  • Joran van der Sloot says he wants to tell authorities where Natalee Holloway’s body is, but only to the ones in Aruba. Let’s hope justice is served as soon as possible. [People]
  • She’s not just a politician’s wife: Silda Wall Spitzer uses her past for a good cause, educating women about how to invest their money. Girl power! [Babble]
  • Parents on Facebook: Maybe they’re a little funnier than you thought they were. [College Humor]
  • Among the 15 best jobs in the world — “Marisa Miller Bikini Bottom Technician.” Oh, boys. [Manofest]
  • Are January Jones and Bobby Flay involved? A car crash might have revealed an affair. Now, that’s what’s cookin’. [The Zeitgeisty Report]
  • Men discuss what turns women on, and what just annoys them. And just when you thought you were good in bed … [Bullz-Eye.com]