I’ll be honest. I’d rather my hypothetical boyfriend have a slight gut like John Mayer’s than the overly cut washboard abs of Mike “The Situation.” I like a little something to lay my head on, you know? [Towleroad]
Miley, I’m gonna need you to sit in child’s pose for the remainder of this post.
No actual therapy involved!
Somehow, this makes sense.
*insert hacky joke about butter*…