7 Reasons Gwyneth And Madonna May Have Had A Falling-Out

It’s been rumored that long-time besties, Gwyneth Paltrow and Madonna, had a falling-out in the last year or so. Madonna’s rep denies any rift between the famous workout-loving blondes, but an “insider” says: “They don’t speak. I can’t tell you exactly why they had the falling out, but Gwyneth can be jealous and competitive.” In May’s British Vogue, Gwyneth herself even hinted at rough waters with a friend, though she didn’t name names, saying: “I’m having a situation right now with a friend where I’m feeling pretty angry.” Could Madonna be the pal in question? Maybe! If so, we have seven possible reasons the twosome had a falling out, after the jump.

  1. Gwyneth is jealous that Madonna’s faux accent sounds better than hers.

  2. Madonna got tired of Gwynnie’s GOOP poop stinking up her loo.
  3. Gwyneth decided to trade in Madonna for a younger wife.
  4. Madonna got tired of eating steamed kale every time she visited Gwyneth.
  5. Gwyneth may have Moses, but Madge has Jesus. Power imbalance!
  6. Gwyneth is scared of Madonna’s arms.
  7. After her divorce, Madonna refused to hang out with anyone “British” anymore.

[Us Weekly]