It’s been rumored that long-time besties, Gwyneth Paltrow and Madonna, had a falling-out in the last year or so. Madonna’s rep denies any rift between the famous workout-loving blondes, but an “insider” says: “They don’t speak. I can’t tell you exactly why they had the falling out, but Gwyneth can be jealous and competitive.” In May’s British Vogue, Gwyneth herself even hinted at rough waters with a friend, though she didn’t name names, saying: “I’m having a situation right now with a friend where I’m feeling pretty angry.” Could Madonna be the pal in question? Maybe! If so, we have seven possible reasons the twosome had a falling out, after the jump.
- Gwyneth is jealous that Madonna’s faux accent sounds better than hers.
- Madonna got tired of Gwynnie’s GOOP poop stinking up her loo.
- Gwyneth decided to trade in Madonna for a younger wife.
- Madonna got tired of eating steamed kale every time she visited Gwyneth.
- Gwyneth may have Moses, but Madge has Jesus. Power imbalance!
- Gwyneth is scared of Madonna’s arms.
- After her divorce, Madonna refused to hang out with anyone “British” anymore.