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“Twishite” Or “Twilight”: Which One Will Have You Moaning?

OK, Twilight fans and haters, here is something you can all moan about. The biggest bummer about the series is the lack of hot and steamy sex scenes after hundreds of pages of mushy flirtation. With Stephfordy Mayo’s New Moan, the first book in the Twishite saga, this biting, heh, parody will leave you moaning with laughter. Say goodbye to Edward and Bella and hello to Heffa Lump and Teddy Kelledy. Please tell us the hero and heroine of Twishite actually get it on? We can’t be left high and dry twice. [$12.99, Urban Outfitters]

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