The Magical Mistresses Show Is Coming To Take You Away!

The greatest show on Earth is coming soon to a city near you. No, not the circus, but close. The ladies of the biggest sex scandals this year will be combining their, uh, talents into one stripperfest bonanza. Yup, that’s right. All in one place, you can purchase a ticket to see your favorite mistresses of the year, scantily clad and working it. The mastermind behind this brilliant idea was Gina Rodriguez, aka Demi Delia. She was tired of being known just as David Boreanaz’s former mistress. She had a life before him … as a stripper. Why not get back to her roots? Hence, her big idea: The Girls From The Hottest Scandals of 2010 Show. After the jump, some of the ladies who will be starring in this gem. Sadly, it appears that Rachel Uchitel and Bombshell McGee are too busy to make it. Get your tickets while you still can. Oh, and you might want to bring your Tiger Woods Mistresses trading cards so you can get some autographs. [Celebitchy]

Mistress Name: Demi Delia
Famous Mister: David Boreanaz
Past Credits: Former stripper
Mistress Name: Joslyn James
Famous Mister: Tiger Woods
Past Credits: Porn films such films as “Descent Into Bondage” and “Diary of a Horny Housewife”
Mistress Name: Devon James
Famous Mister: Tiger Woods
Past Credits: Porno stripper of some sort with scary adult website
Mistress Name: Holly Sampson
Famous Mister: Tiger Woods
Past Credits: Porn films, from such films as “My First Sex Teacher,” “Flying Solo 2” and “OMG, Stop Tickling Me”
Mistress Name: Melissa Smith
Famous Mister: Jesse James
Past Credits: Stripper