Tila Tequila Fakes Suicide Attempt

Will some explain to me how Tila Tequila has fans anymore after her antics over the past year? Well, apparently people do still care. Over the weekend, Tila wrote on her website that one of her supposed multiple personalities had smashed everything in her room and sliced up her arm with glass. She posted images of a bloody arm, along with these words:

“People don’t believe I have multiple personalities but this morning the last thing I remember was falling asleep cuz I was so tired. I blacked out and now that I just woke up from excruciating pains all over my body, there was blood and dope everywhere! She is evil! She single handedly smashed and broke EVERYTHING in my bedroom! … There’s even chunks of meet coming out of my arm from the deep slits from her slicing up my arm from all the broken glass! This is so f***** up.”

Many of her readers were concerned and called 911. Of course, when they got there, Tila was completely fine. A source said, “Police went through her apartment and while they didn’t indicate what, if anything, they found, Tila was spoken to and advised that it was a stupid stunt … she was warned.” But Tila was so upset someone had called the police that she went back online and tweeted, “Peace out u ignorant f—. Not my #TilaArmy but whomever said I’m commiting suicide! F— OFF! Why would I??? I got mad $$$ & LOVE! STFU.”

Uh, because you said you did? This girl needs serious help. I hope “Celebrity Rehab 4” happens because she needs it like none other. Though I have serious doubts even Dr. Drew can turn her around. [Bumpshack]