Quotable: Paulina Porizkova Knows Fame Is Fleeting

“No one but aliens can stay on top forever. I’m talking about you, Tom Cruise. And you, Madonna … My book failed to sell all that much, and I couldn’t get on ‘The View’ no matter how much I begged, and I got fired from ‘America’s Next Top Model.’ I spent the rest of the year feeling a bit sorry for myself while knitting and shouting comments at morning TV shows. The only place to go to now is a VH1 reality show, and if they won’t have you, there is always Dr. Drew’s rehab. What are fallen celebrities to do if they’re too vain to get fat and too paranoid to get strung out on drugs?”

—Former supermodel Paulina Porizkova talks about the fate of former celebrities. Come on, “The View”—give the girl a segment. She’s hilarious. [NY Post]

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