Welcome to “Would You Rather,” a game in which we concoct hypothetical style dilemmas and ask you to choose which option’s worse.
Would you rather … have a completely gray mane by the age of 30 or slowly lose your hair so that you’re bald by 60? To consider: gray hair is kind of in. And Natalie Portman managed to rock a bald look. On the other hand, with silver hair you may be mistaken for a senior citizen. Bald, you’ll just get sympathy.