Gift For Gab: The Best Comments For The Week Of May 28, 2010
We here at The Frisky live for celeb gossip, chocolate, and your comments. What can we say? You crack us up! Each week we’re going to shout out to our smart, sexy, and incisive readers, who aren’t afraid to talk smack on the internet. And you can get in on the action too. Tell us your favorite comments of the week below. in New Dance Craze: The Surra De Bunda Is Perfect For Lazy Dudes
“i hope this dance comes with a free dose of pink eye medicine.”
“Saying ‘She’s a hot mess’ is like saying ‘Not no, but hell no!’ So … she’s not a mess … she’s a hot mess! Or at least that’s how I use it … “
“I am the only one who thinks that there’s nothing wrong with what she did? If someone was willing to pay thousands for access to me, I would tell my friends to GO FOR IT. I don’t begrudge my friends making cash of me if they could! Especially that kind of cash.
Also, if you have any, feel free to sell those embarrassing childhood photos of me.”
“16 years ago, back alley behind Moe’s bar. Gal in a trench coat was eyeing me as I stumbled down the street.
‘Hey kid,’ she mumbled, ‘Wanna buy some gloss?’
‘Gloss? No way, I’m runnin’ straight honey.’
‘Suit yourself. But you ain’t gonna find this kind again. I got the good stuff, straight from Sephora.’
I couldn’t resist. The sweet, luscious, smooth mixture of glitter and Vaseline was calling to me.
‘Tegan, Tegan, taste me! I’ll draw attention away from that weird zit on your nose!’
In a moment of weakness, I forked over my last $10 and walked away with a bag of Cherry Red tubes.
It’s all been a creamy, glossy dark hole ever since. But boy do my puckers shine!”
“Well – what are the advantages of marriage that I can’t have from committing to my partner in the long term? Marriage can be dissolved. Long term relationships can break up. Both require the same amount of work.
Instead of looking at it like ‘Why am I not getting married?’ I prefer to look at it as ‘Why should I get married?’ Tax breaks? Fulfilling social norms? That’s not a reason for me. Yeah, I guess I do get a bit of a kick out of bucking the trend, but like I said, I love weddings. But I would never allow myself to be ‘given away’ or wear a white dress or allow the groom and my father to speak and not speak myself. Actually, I just like big parties.
If my partner was dead set on get married, if it meant everything to him, I probably would. But for me, it doesn’t even figure into what I want.”
“I think happiness depends on the person. Would these unhappy people in relationships actually be any happier single? Maybe… or they might just find something else to be “unhappy” about!
I don’t think we realize how much control we actually have over our own contentment.”
“here are my 5 steps:
1. Eat my weight in sushi
2. Smash something against the wall
3. Listen to loud music
4. Get drunk
5. Cry my guts out until there are no more tears left
Then I’m pretty much good to go !”
“I think I’ll skip anything that would remotely make this ‘hot’, but then I’m left with ‘ass chicken’, so, I’ll just up the arugula and have ‘bitter ass salad with chicken’.
And I loved the sidenote on the skin on breast. Chicken skin is kind of my disgusting, fatty guilty food pleasure. By that I mean, I wouldn’t eat it on a first date. 2nd, probably.”
“There’s no reason why a woman shouldn’t masturbate whenever she feels the need. Worried about your partner? Include him in it! Then it isn’t masturbation; it’s FOREPLAY! Most women take longer to get ready, and can last longer, than most of us guys can.”
Thank you for all your comments.