Illustrator Alexsandro Palombo imagines a pregnant Karl Lagerfeld on the cover of Vanity Fair, à la Claudia Schiffer. Better launch a maternity line soon, Uncle—er, should we say Daddy—Lagerfeld. [Humor Chic via Stylefrizz]
Is it a boy? A girl? A potato?
Bonus points for that brow cred.
Exceptions made for Josh Duggar, who need only write a note of apology to Jesus H. Christ.
Somebody call the wahmbulance.