New YouTube Trend: Turtles Humping Shoes


I know you woke up this morning and thought to yourself, “What new thing about the world will I discover today?” Well, I’ve got something for ya. It has been brought to my attention that turtles are actually quite fond of shoes and their owners are quite fond of taking videos of said fondness and posting it on YouTube. Yes, turtles have shoe fetishes. Above, watch a turtle get jiggy with some sexy Crocs. I hardly know what to say. Maybe slow and steady really does win the race? Check out more after the jump… [BuzzFeed]

Does my sneaker make you horny baby?




They call this guy brokeback tortoise.




Black sandal, I think I love you.




It’s raining men!




Loafer love. It’s complicated.

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