Oh, look, it’s Madonna‘s commercial for her new line of D&G sunglasses. I know this will shock and surprise you, but she writhes around in a public bathroom, humping and kissing some younger dude, while in the background the masses scream her name: “MA-DON-NA! MA-DON-NA!” It’d be more glamorous if it weren’t so redundant, to itself and to everything that came before it. Yet, I still like Madonna. What can I say? Maybe I hope to get this much action in bathrooms when I’m her age. If you can’t get enough Madonna-in-the-potty action, The Cut has more behind-the-scenes stills. You go, girl?