Gift For Gab: The Best Comments For The Week Of May 21, 2010

We here at The Frisky live for celeb gossip, chocolate, and your comments. What can we say? You crack us up! Each week we’re going to shout out to our smart, sexy, and incisive readers, who aren’t afraid to talk smack on the internet. And you can get in on the action too. Tell us your favorite comments of the week below. Lagunatic in 10 Names For The Opposite Of An Erection

“I always called it, “My opportunity to leave.”

Phoenixx in Star Couplings: Elin Nordegren Wants $750 Million From Divorce

“Doesn’t Tiger have a pretty good pre nup? If he doesn’t, this will feel like a sledgehammer vs that four iron he took to the grill.”

retro chic in Is It Odd Jennifer Lopez Has Red-Headed Babies In “The Back-up Plan”?

“Ha. I was thinking the same thing. In fact, the casting agents for the whole 1st-gen Italian family-centered theme were on glue. But anyway, J Lo’s rom-coms are always an exercise in the suspension of disbelief, mainly ’cause of her acting skills, not so much a casting issue.”

SisterMoon in Style By Jury: What Do You Think Of Kelly Rowland’s E! 20th Anniversary Party Look?

“It looks like some ‘Project Runway’ contestants were given the E! backdrop and red carpet as their materials to create this look for her … “

mkay42484 in Quotable: Heidi Montag Asked God Whether To Get Plastic Surgery

“Oh I see, to her ‘God’ and ‘Spencer’ are synonymous.”

SisterMoon in Quick Pic: What’s That On Sarah Jessica Parker’s Head?

“To answer your question, Jessica – that’s fabulousness, girl! Also … the first thing I thought when I saw this was “What’s that on SJP’s boob – before I even read the title! :)”

PostcardsFromFarAway in Quotable: Nick Cannon Lost His Virginity To An Older Woman And Cried About It

“Celebs sure like sharing their awkward virginity loss stories. With a nickname like ‘The Cannon,’ he’ll be marketing male enhancement supplements in no time!”

Shosanna in Quick Pic: Marc Jacobs’ Bangin’ New Fragrance

“He looks like my dinner from last night: oily and wrapped in tinfoil … NOT that I would object to having Marc Jacobs for dinnner.”

ElleSays in Quick Pic: Marc Jacobs’ Bangin’ New Fragrance

“He looks too slippery to bang … more like slip & slide”

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