Quotable: John Corbett Wants To Teach Attached Men To Keep It In Their Pants

By: Kate Torgovnick/Kate-Book.com / May 27, 2010

“Don’t let the lizard out of the cage. If you just don’t let the lizard out of the cage, you’re going to be all right. … They ought to stick with me. Let’s get together, drink a few whiskeys, and I’ll teach them how to mind the Johnson.”

—Our hero, John Corbett, on the slate of cheatin’ dudes in Hollywood. I knew we chose Aidan for a reason. [Wonderwall]