20 Compliments Women Want To Hear

The Frisky mascot and our own “Mind of Man” columnist John DeVore has written a post over at GuySpeak.com called “20 Compliments Men Want to Hear.” O RLY, John? “Men don’t need to be complimented,” he blusters like the proud, pontificating peacock he is. Then he goes on to list a bunch of compliments dudes such as himself want to hear. Like I always say: men = confusing. Suffice it to say, if you ever find yourself in DeVore’s company, tell him you like the way he opens jars, and he’s good. But what about women? After the jump, the compliments the ladies want to hear.

  1. “Your behind is phenomenal.”
  2. “I wish I were as smart as you.”
  3. “Good god, you’re flexible.”
  4. “You’re nicer to my mother than I am.”
  5. “I love it when you use big words.”
  6. “Your breasts are phenomenal.”
  7. “You are the funniest person I’ve ever met, and I’ve met everyone else.”
  8. “You make me forget I ever dated anyone else.”
  9. “I like the way you snuggle.”
  10. “Your legs are phenomenal.”
  11. “You make me never want to play video games again.”
  12. “You are my porn.”
  13. “You don’t have to cheer me up, because just being around you makes me happy.”
  14. “You’re phenomenal in bed.”
  15. “I love that you understand quantum physics and smell good.”
  16. “When I’m not with you, I want to tear my face off my skull.”
  17. “You cook better than my mom.”
  18. “Marrying you was the smartest idea I ever had.”
  19. “You are/are going to be the awesomest mom ever.”
  20. “You’re phenomenal.”

[Guy Speak: 20 Compliments Men Want to Hear]