“The Bachelorette” Psychic: Are Spoilers Spoiling The Show?

The Bachelorette” hasn’t even started yet—it kicks off tonight at 9 p.m. and Amelia will be liveblogging it, natch—but already, the names of Ali Fedotowsky’s final two guys are floating around the interwebs. Oh, and the details of a “big scandal” this season. (Hi, SPOILER ALERT. Don’t click onward if you don’t want this season to potentially be ruined for you.)

The names of the last two guys standing come to us via Reality Steve, who’s developed reliable sources on both “The Bachelor” and “The Bachelorette” and let us know way early during last season that Vienna was Jake’s final pick. His spoilers this season are even more detailed: for each episode, he lists who goes on which date, what happens, etc., etc., etc. According to his sources, the final two dudes are Chris Lambton (left), an All-American-looking 33-year-old landscaper from Cape Cod, Massachusetts, and Roberto Martinez (center), a tall, dark, and handsome insurance agent from Charleston, South Carolina.

And what’s this scandal? Supposedly, one of the guys on the show—Justin “Rated R” Rego (right), a wrestler from Toronto—has a girlfriend. Wait, wasn’t that the scandal last season? And, uh, the season before that? Is anyone seeing a pattern here? Supposedly, Justin’s girlfriend was cool with him going on the show to further his career, but when she saw a suspicious Facebook message to him from another girl, she decided to get in touch with “The Bachelorette” producers and tell Ali what was up. Supposedly, when Ali confronts Justin, he tells her he didn’t feel a connection with her and that he cares for his girlfriend at home. Shockingly, he doesn’t get a rose that week.

So what do you think? Isn’t this an awful lot to know before a season has even started?