Journalist Discovers Conclusively That Lady Gaga Doesn’t Have A Penis
Breaking news: Lady Gaga does not — repeat, DOES NOT — have a penis. After a night out at a Berlin sex party (where else?), U.K. journalist Caitlin Moran snuck a peek while Gaga peed through her fishnets (?!?!) at 3 a.m. in a VIP toilet and solved the mystery that even Oprah couldn’t put to death:
For the first year of her career, massive internet rumours claimed that Gaga was, in fact, a man — a rumour so strong that Oprah had to question her about it, when Gaga appeared on her show. Perhaps uniquely among all the journalists in the world, I can now factually confirm that Lady Gaga does not have a penis.