Quotable: Scott Disick Is The American Dream, Err, Nightmare

“I don’t mind being portrayed as the villain on TV, but nobody knows the real me. I’m a great guy. All the haters are just jealous, so they’re trying to bring me down. I’m young, handsome, successful, wealthy. You could say I’m a role model—I’m the American dream!”

—Kourtney Kardashian’s baby daddy, Scott Disick, talks about himself. If being a total d-bag qualifies, then sure. [PopBytes]