Gift For Gab: Your Best Comments For The Week Of May 21st 2010
We here at The Frisky live for celeb gossip, chocolate, and your comments. What can we say? You crack us up! Each week we’re going to shout out to our smart, sexy, and incisive readers, who aren’t afraid to talk smack on the internet. And you can get in on the action too. Tell us your favorite comments of the week below.Slax in Why Do We Always Go For The Fat Comments?
“My first thought upon seeing the picture was ‘Man, I want to go to that party/event she’s headed to!’ As far as physical impressions? Her sassy strut is to DIE for.”
“How about ones based off of movie titles:
5 – The Titanic
4 – Constantine
3 – Rocky
2 – The Godfather
1 – Iron Man
5 – Mr. 300
4 – Nanny McPhee
3 – The Exorcist
2 – Darby O’Gill and the Little People
1 – Mrs. Doubtfire”
“According to the copy, it ‘feels just like real skin,’ has ‘Delicate fingers with hand-painted fingernails,’ and has a ‘Ribbed, inner love tunnel.’
Meh. Color me unimpressed; I can get the same thing by painting my nails and crushing a handful of rice-krispies in my palm before I wank.”
“I would have posed with the cougar just so I could pose with the cougar. And would have said, ‘Awww kitty!'”
“Yay, Kim! If this were the ’90s, a ‘You go, girl!’ would be in order. :)”
“Who cares? Whichever girl gets the part will only end up running, yelling, being angry at Shia Lebouf and wearing tight, impossible clean clothes despite rolling in the dirt and an improbable number of explosions. ‘Transformers’ is not exactly a good example of girl power on film and the roles they ask women to play aren’t really terribly difficult. Otherwise they may outshine the mediocre acting skills of the male leads (accepting the dude from ‘Las Vegas,’ who is, sadly, the best actor besides the robots).”
“Who hosts Nightline? Can they punch him in the balls on air and then say ‘YOU KNOW WHY!’ like in that What Happens in Vegas movie? That’s what I want. I think Sandra would like it too”
“It’s definitely not a fact that every girl who loses her virginity feels like crap afterward…when I lost mine I came home and told my sister and mom proudly…in my mom’s words ‘like a badge of honor’ and then my mom started bawling…lol go figure.”
“This was in my dream last night! I was super super heartbroken for Sam Waterston. We held each other and cried. He asked me what he would do now, and I told him I didn’t know, and then he cried some more.
Guys, it was so sad.”
“Except that if Jerry Orbach were still here, the show wouldn’t be getting cancelled because the ratings never would have dropped without him. Briscoe and Green were the perfect team. They just couldn’t be replaced. Oh, Jerry….”
“Or even better, you could take the fat from your man’s belly so he’d have a flat stomach and you’d have big boobs.
They could call it the six pack big rack swap deal.
Ok on second thought that seems pretty gross.”
Thanks for all your comments!