20 Nicknames That Should Never Be Used For Our Ladyflowers

I’m pretty sure someday, just as the previous generation remembers where they were when Kennedy was shot, this generation will look back and know exactly what they were doing the day Oprah brought “vajayjay” into the lexicon. Will we look back on that day and weep? I don’t know. But here at The Frisky, we’re not too proud to think of nicknames for our genitals. In fact, we’ve even given you a list of approved nicknames for our vaginas, and yesterday, Susannah presented 21 nicknames that should never be used for a dude’s manhood. Likewise, when it comes to our lovely ladyflowers, we also know what we don’t want you to nickname the vagina. Find out after the jump.

1. The conch
2. Hootie and the Blowfish
3. Mommy
4. Fur burger
5. The Slip ‘N Slide
6. Man cave
7. Cooter
8. Bumpy
9. Winkie
10. Vagutainment
11. Mrs. Furby
12. My, My American Pie
13. Clarice
14. Stankonia
15. Britney
16. Hot pocket
17. The Abyss
18. The Turkey’s Waddle
19. Bearded clam
20. Loose meat