Sandra Bullock And Jesse James Porn Movie Spoof Coming To A Store Near You

Susannah Breslin | May 19, 2010 - 1:10 pm

The first (?) porn movie spoof of the Sandra Bullock and Jesse James sex scandal has been slated for release, and it looks like an Academy Award contender, folks. I don’t know who decided to call it “The Sandra Buttocks & Jesse Janes Scandal,” but that is genius. (Well.) Produced by one Venom Digital, the creators purportedly tried to get Michelle “Bombshell” McGee to appear in this sure-to-be-a-classic, but she passed. The cast includes Tory Lane, Jayden James, and Angelina Valentine. Synopsis: “We know you can’t stop thinking about the Jesse James and Sandra Bullock scandal, but this release from Venom Digital will put a sexy spin on the otherwise mediocre development!” It can be yours for a mere $19.99. Ships today!