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Bonetown: “The World’s First Action-Adventure Porno Video Game”

OK, makers of “Bonetown,” you win: we will draw more attention to your racist, sexist, morally depraved video game by writing about it.

“Bonetown” touts itself as “the world’s first action adventure porno video game,” but it’s more like thoughts from the internet’s most ignorant trolls set to animation. You know, the trolls who think racism and sexism have been “solved” so it’s really hilarious to perpetuate stereotypes about minorities and women. It’s unclear what the game part of “Bonetown” actually is, which is actually why it’s scary. Rather than a game, “Bonetown” appears to be more like SecondLife for players who delight in glorifying such ignorance as funny. YouTube has posted a trailer for the game and it’s three and a half minutes of trying really, really, really hard to offend everyone. (Because, you know, that makes it OK!) A buxom blonde bot tells the player, “This place is all about your balls. You’re going to have to start off with fat girls and work your way up to us hot chicks.” All the white women are wearing bikinis or tight T-shirts and a couple are glassy-eyed robotic sex slaves. Religious women or women of color in “Bonetown” wear outfits bedecked with the Star of David or some kind of traditional/generic “ethnic” garb — but of course, they, too, just wanna get banged. The black woman prostitute speaks in Ebonics and is a crackhead. The Asian guy doesn’t speak English properly. Nearly all the men are lunkheads, stoners, or sex-crazed animals. You get the idea.

Somebody thought there would be a market for “Bonetown.” A company called d-dub software actually made the game. Somebody will pee themselves laughing at what passes for normal in “Bonetown.” Honestly, that depresses me so much that I can’t say anything else about this. [YouTube]

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