Universal Lies Women Tell

By “universal lies,” I think what is written on this man’s T-shirt is supposed to be a list of lies that we all tell. But it’s not really gender-neutral, because one of the lies has a pronoun in it. “She’s just a friend.” Clearly, these are the lies guys are more prone to telling. After the jump, the universal lies that women tell. I’m listening.

I’ve never cheated.

I don’t care if we never get married.

He’s just a friend.

Sure, I’ll give you my number.

I hate shopping.

I’m on a diet.

[Arthur Soares]