Remember To Wear Lace Underwear While Doing CPR

We don’t really see the tie-in between lacy undies, pseudo-lesbianism, and CPR, but bless Fortnight Lingerie for trying. Do you think people would be more likely to actually learn CPR if this were shown instead of boring instructional videos? We’re guessing it might prove a little too distracting in the pants to be a particularly useful teaching tool.