Nail polish names have always been a source of the giggles — “You Don’t Know Jacques”? “Friar, Friar, Pants On Fire”? “Don’t Socra-Tease Me”?! So ridiculous, yet genius, there’s even a blog devoted to the dumbest nail polish names ever. Well, we have a new color to suggest for inclusion — Essie’s “After Sex,” a blood red shade that leaves nothing to the imagination. Really, Essie? You’re not even gonna make a cheeky pun? You’re just gonna call a shade of blood red polish “After Sex”? Eww. But that name pales in comparison to some of the shades I found with names so raunchy, I almost blushed. Check out 13 of the raunchiest and overtly sexual nail polish names, after the jump!
